Flirting and Sex

Two years ago, I was the biggest flirt. It was something I was good at and granted, it drove guys crazy because they could never tell if I was serious and liked them, if I was just flirting, or if I was being nice by talking to them at all. So I realize the last one sounds kind of mean, but lets be honest, some of the guys I am referring to from a few years ago are lucky enough that I even gave them the time of day. So I went on my merry way all through my sophomore year and slowly my ability seemed to start dwindling. I don't know if I used up all my 'Flirt Time' in that one year, or what a possible answer is that I just used it all up on one guy, who as it turns out, I "got", for a while anyway so everyone's a winner. Well, I was a winner, no one else really mattered in the situation. But that's beside the point. My dear friend Justin was helpful and supportive however with words of encouragement: "Just practice flirting, you'll get it back." That helped, but then my junior year started and I was completely plowed over by the wreck of a relationship known as the Adam Era. There were highs and lows as all relationships have but for a while I was certain if that's what flirting got me, I was better off just not saying a word. Slowly but surely, however, I seem to be getting it back. In addition, I seemed to have picked up a whole slew of sexual innuendos along the way. I'm not sure yet if that's a good thing or a bad thing, but flirting does not make someone a whore. You might say things that give people the wrong idea sometimes (For example, last Saturday at Jake's, his girlfriend's friend drunkenly asked me if I had sex a lot.) Just because you talk about sex, just because you like to flirt, that doesn't mean shit. If I had sex nearly as much as I JOKED about it, then you might have a case in saying it makes me schlutty, but I don't, so it doesn't. I'm not sure where I am going with this, mostly people shouldn't ever take anything I say too literally, unless it's "Teetz, I want to fuck your brother". I am dead serious about that.

Days til Teetz is legal: 48